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Flix To Flex By
Both
your mother and your old 4th-grade teacher
would strongly urge against this. So would
the U.S. Department of Education.
We, of course, are none of the above. So
here’s a bit of advice next time you’re
feeling a little bit lame and tame as you
prepare to head off to the gym. Watch some
TV.
This idea may seem as silly as the movies
we’re about to suggest to you, but there’s
nothing more inspiring than a good flick
that gets the blood pumping and the juices
flowing.
Many athletes and bodybuilders have claimed
that their favorite flicks have energized
them just before major competitions. So pour
a glass of Met-RX, grab the remote control,
and sink into the sofa for a little
pre-workout jolt.
Here are some classic titles that will pump
the testosterone into your veins and inspire
you to stage a gym production of your own.
ROCKY IV: Okay, so the man can’t act. He
can’t speak, either. And he’s not exactly
going to serve you up the next “Schindler’s
List.”
But nothing (other than a supermodel,
perhaps) can get your heart racing the way a
Sly Stallone flick does, especially in the
fourth installment of the infamous “Rocky”
series. The training sequences alone are
breathtaking. The running, the crunches, the
tree-chopping, the wagon-pulling. On the
villain’s side, Dolph Lungren grinds through
a hi-tech workout with machinery from the
22nd century.
Then there’s Rocky bolting to the top of the
mountain, arms outstretched, as he echoes “Draaaaaago!!!”
throughout all of Russia. Like that doesn’t
make you want to squat 800 pounds!
Watching the shredded Stallone pound the tar
out of the towering Ruskie in the final 15
minutes will make you want to conquer
mountains of your own once you get to the
gym.
As far as mindless inspirational filmography
goes, this flick is the undisputed champ.
PREDATOR: For most of the movie, you can’t
even see what the hell they’re chasing
throughout the jungle. But it doesn’t
matter. This is the ultimate action movie if
you like watching sweaty muscle bound grunts
running around amid mindless mayhem.
Although Arnold is certainly in top form
here, the 1987 spin-off of Alien also
features Jesse “The Body” Ventura and a
torn-up Carl Weathers (Apollo Creed from
“Rocky”) adding to the fun.
Arnold’s climactic battle with the hulking
space alien will jolt you with the impact
equivalent of 12 cups of coffee.
BLOODSPORT: This movie, like its star, may
not have a brain in its head but for pure
violent entertainment, the name speaks for
itself. This is probably the only Jean
Claude Van Damme flick that wasn’t nominated
for a Razzie. This movie was to Van Damme’s
career what “Rocky” was to Stallone’s. It
was the base for which all misery followed.
Watching the half-naked Muscles from
Brussels pound the Chinese baddy into
oblivion will make you want to do much of
the same to your muscles at the gym.
And for the ladies...
G.I. JANE: Hide the electric shaving
equipment, ladies. This movie is inspiring
enough when it comes to kicking ass and
taking names, but really, we don’t need you
shaving your head over it.
The crew cut Demi Moore sports in this 1997
heroine flick is hardly the only eye-popping
trait that she bears. Sporting a chiseled,
shapely bod, the former Mrs. Bruce Willis
has never looked better.
The boot camp sequences, in which Demi is
seen rubbing elbows with Army platoon tough
guys, will have you churning out an extra
ten on the treadmill for sure.
TERMINATOR 2: JUDGEMENT DAY: We’re glad
Arnold lived up to his promise of “I’ll be
back.”
Not only did Schwarzenegger bring back a
riveting sequel, he wisely brought along
Linda Hamilton for the second ride as well.
With her character Sarah Conner, Hamilton
may have revolutionized the stereotypical
“badass chic,” sculpting her into a lean,
mean Terminator-fighting machine. As
rewarding as Arnold’s performance is in this
1991 smash hit, Hamilton’s stunts are just
as juicy.
Eight years ago, she almost single handedly
changed the face of women’s fitness, as
millions of women flocked to the gym to
blast away on those body parts, saying
“Hasta La Vista” to nasty body fat.
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